1 00:00:06,308 --> 00:00:11,422 This is my boss, Jonathan Hart, a self-made millionaire. 2 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:14,179 He's quite a guy. 3 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:21,565 This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous. 4 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:24,590 She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. 5 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:30,040 By the way, my name is Max. 6 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,309 I take care of both of them, 7 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:32,777 which ain't easy, 8 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:36,079 'cause when they met, it was murder. 9 00:01:25,787 --> 00:01:27,387 Jonathan. 10 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,434 Darling. 11 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,902 Yeah? 12 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,204 Well, you're not dressed. We'll be late for the opera. 13 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,806 It takes me five minutes to get ready. 14 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:37,341 That's what you said an hour ago. 15 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,710 Why is it that whenever we go to the Dodger game, 16 00:01:39,734 --> 00:01:41,211 we're there for batting practice, 17 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,479 but to take me to the opera... 18 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,815 Believe me, you won't miss a note. 19 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,216 Uh-huh. 20 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,518 Oh, you're so beautiful. 21 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,487 Now, don't you start. 22 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,389 What opera are we going to? 23 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,958 Well, they're doing the entire Ring of the Nibelungen, 24 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:57,494 and tonight it's Götterdämmerung. 25 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,962 In German? 26 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,331 Natürlich. 27 00:02:00,355 --> 00:02:02,233 How many hours? 28 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:08,239 Five hours of opera in German? 29 00:02:08,263 --> 00:02:09,707 Jawohl. 30 00:02:09,731 --> 00:02:12,509 And you wanna know why I wanna be late? 31 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:15,045 Get your trousers on. 32 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,214 That's the trouble. I can't find my trousers. 33 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,415 Which one? 34 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,916 To the gray suit. 35 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,285 Not the gray pinstripe? 36 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,452 Yeah, I put it out on the bed, 37 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,187 and, uh, it's gone now. 38 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:26,690 Well, I sent them to the cleaners. 39 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:27,858 Why? 40 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,593 Well, because it's Tuesday. 41 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,462 The cleaner comes every Tuesday. 42 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,063 Whenever you want anything cleaned, 43 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,431 you always lay it out on the bed, 44 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,199 and so I sent it to the cleaners. 45 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,535 Well, then, um... I just won't have anything 46 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:39,637 to wear to the opera. 47 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,097 We'll see. 48 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:50,748 Ah, this would do nicely. 49 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:52,316 Oh, not that old thing. 50 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:56,575 If I miss one note of Götterdämmerung... 51 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,957 I better take this one along too. 52 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,392 What for? 53 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,328 Well, with five hours of opera, 54 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,129 I'll need a change of clothes. 55 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,164 Something wrong? 56 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,099 I can't find the tickets. 57 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,434 What? 58 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,336 I'm not kidding. I can't find the tickets. 59 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,704 I put them in the inside pocket. 60 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,772 I'm sure of it. 61 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,340 Well, did you look in your trousers? 62 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,041 No, I distinctly remember putting them 63 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,910 on the inside pocket when I laid out the suit 64 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,178 so I wouldn't forget them. 65 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,647 Oh, Jonathan. 66 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:59,149 The suit. The gray suit. 67 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:03,052 You put the tickets to the opera in the pocket of the gray suit 68 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,521 you sent to the cleaners. Yes. 69 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,523 Curtain in five minutes. 70 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,547 Oh, my favorite opera. 71 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,483 Don't worry, darling. Come on. 72 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,900 Oh. 73 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,036 Look. 74 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:21,271 Can't you think of something? 75 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,541 Well, we've still got a few minutes. 76 00:04:23,565 --> 00:04:25,509 Maybe someone has some extra tickets to sell. 77 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,866 Let's take a look. 78 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:38,088 Excuse me. I wasn't watching where I was going. 79 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,857 I'm very sorry. It was my... That's okay. 80 00:04:39,881 --> 00:04:41,859 I'm a little nervous tonight. It's all right. 81 00:04:41,883 --> 00:04:43,027 No harm done. 82 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:45,317 You okay? No harm done! Thank you. 83 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:49,488 Light me a cigarette, will you, honey? 84 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,393 Curtain in two minutes. 85 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,928 I'll make this up to you, darling. 86 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:20,019 Oh, you gonna buy me the album? 87 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:23,522 Hey, look, look, look. 88 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,739 There's a man standing there with two tickets. 89 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,908 Let's see if they're for sale. 90 00:05:30,932 --> 00:05:32,610 Uh, excuse me. 91 00:05:32,634 --> 00:05:35,746 Those tickets wouldn't by any chance be for sale, would they? 92 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,748 Well, I don't know. 93 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:39,416 You know, my wife had to stand in the rain 94 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,751 to get these tickets, 95 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,953 and she caught herself a terrible cold doing that. 96 00:05:42,977 --> 00:05:44,321 And then we had to, uh... 97 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,090 We had to cancel the baby-sitter, 98 00:05:46,114 --> 00:05:47,858 but we had to pay the baby-sitter anyway. 99 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:49,922 They get a small fortune these days. 100 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,496 That, uh, sounds reasonable. 101 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,886 Everything is going up. 102 00:05:56,290 --> 00:06:00,003 What do you say... $50 a ticket? 103 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,940 Fifty dollars a ticket? 104 00:06:02,964 --> 00:06:05,542 You paid $100 apiece 105 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,143 for the Muhammad Ali fight. 106 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,411 He fights in English. 107 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:10,047 This guy's trying to scalp me. 108 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:12,683 If he doesn't, I will. 109 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:16,519 Okay, $50 a ticket. Here's... a hundred. 110 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,543 One hundred. 111 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,323 Thanks very much. Thank you. 112 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,258 Oh, I hope your wife feels better. 113 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,428 Well, I am sure she will sneeze all the way to the bank. 114 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,397 Curtain is now going up. 115 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,421 Please take your seats immediately. 116 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,041 I know I had that wallet when I paid the taxi. 117 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,132 We have got to be in those seats. 118 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,748 There's a man over there. Maybe he's the manager. 119 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:45,916 Marion, wait a minute. 120 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:48,284 We can't call attention to ourselves. 121 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,385 You're right. 122 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,821 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. 123 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,623 That pip-squeak that bumped into me, 124 00:06:52,647 --> 00:06:54,124 he picked my pocket. 125 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,525 If I find him, I'll... 126 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,028 What is gonna happen if we are not in those seats? 127 00:06:58,052 --> 00:07:00,731 I don't know, but we're not gonna wait around to find out. 128 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:02,565 Come on. 129 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:42,072 What act is it? 130 00:07:42,096 --> 00:07:44,240 The third. 131 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,397 Still? 132 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,311 Do they serve a complimentary breakfast? 133 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,401 Shh! 134 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,541 I'm giving you the first 100,000 now. 135 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,376 You get the second hundred after the hit. 136 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,978 It's hard to believe this turkey ever was a hit. 137 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,101 Shh. 138 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:25,649 The hit. 139 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,954 The one you're supposed to make. 140 00:08:28,109 --> 00:08:29,208 What? 141 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:32,589 The rest of the instructions 142 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,479 are in the envelope with the money. 143 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:39,285 What money? What are you talking about? 144 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:55,434 Where'd you get this? Who are you? 145 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,782 Just... Just follow the orders, okay? 146 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,084 Why don't you follow me out to the lobby, 147 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,068 and we can talk about it out there. 148 00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:06,145 Jonathan! 149 00:09:07,181 --> 00:09:08,558 You're not quitting. 150 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,360 The best part's coming up. 151 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,395 I'm not quitting, I'm getting paid off. 152 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,452 There's more c-notes in here than Wagner. 153 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:44,527 Officer, do I look like a murderer to you? 154 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:47,130 I don't know. What's a murderer supposed to look like? 155 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:50,133 I've told you over and over again. 156 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,534 I'm Jonathan Hart. 157 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,971 Uh, do you read the financial page? 158 00:09:53,995 --> 00:09:55,505 Sure. 159 00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:56,974 Oh. 160 00:09:56,998 --> 00:09:59,877 Auto loans are up to 17 percent right now. 161 00:09:59,901 --> 00:10:01,678 Jonathan. 162 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,914 Oh, Andy. Thank goodness. 163 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:05,548 They allowed me one phone call, Andy. 164 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,550 Hm. Lieutenant Kirkson, Homicide. 165 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,586 Well, it's always nice to hear from you two. 166 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,287 How's Max and Freeway? 167 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,756 Everybody's fine but me. 168 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,657 They've accused him of murder. 169 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,326 So who'd you kill, Jonathan? 170 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,228 Nobody. 171 00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:21,732 Sergeant, you can release Mr. Hart in my personal custody. 172 00:10:21,756 --> 00:10:23,600 I'll call your captain. 173 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,824 Yes, sir. 174 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,271 Uh, the keys? 175 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,505 Keys. 176 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,063 What do you think, Jennifer? 177 00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:33,331 Why not? 178 00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:38,570 Otherwise, he won't be any help whatsoever with the dishes. 179 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,054 So, what happened? 180 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,223 Well, we were just sitting... I was sitting over... 181 00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:48,424 Wait a minute, Jonathan, you're the prime suspect. 182 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,614 You tell me. 183 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,763 I was sitting over there, 184 00:10:52,787 --> 00:10:54,497 watching my favorite opera... 185 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,932 Your favorite opera? 186 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,868 It's my favorite opera. 187 00:10:57,892 --> 00:11:00,103 You were sitting over there, half asleep, 188 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:03,140 when the man next to him gave him $100,000 189 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:06,777 and told him he'd give him another $100,000 after the hit. 190 00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,145 Exactly. 191 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:09,980 Go on. 192 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,581 Well, then I... 193 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,784 Well, then just as he was about to go out to the lobby, 194 00:11:13,808 --> 00:11:16,319 the man next to him slumped over the chair 195 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,388 with a knife in his back, 196 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:21,992 leaving Jonathan with the cash and the instructions. 197 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:23,260 That's all we know. 198 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:25,395 Well, I know a little bit more. 199 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:28,431 We got a tip that a hit was being planned 200 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,622 on a very prominent figure. 201 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,936 Who's the target? 202 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,238 We don't know. It could be political, 203 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,007 a celebrity, criminal, businessman. 204 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,264 The field's wide open. 205 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,845 Who tipped you off? 206 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,748 Somebody directly connected with the scheme. 207 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,117 Well, then why don't you ask him who the target is. 208 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,217 Can't. 209 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,419 Why? 210 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,621 He's the guy with a knife in his back. 211 00:11:57,852 --> 00:11:59,428 That's Harry Carney. 212 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,497 A very clever fellow. 213 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,867 What do you mean? 214 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,034 Well, they... 215 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,936 They must have found out he was talking to us, 216 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,639 'cause they let him deliver the money and the instructions, 217 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:10,706 and then they killed him. 218 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,043 And they gave me the envelope. 219 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,811 It doesn't look like you need the money. 220 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,946 This whole evening has been a disaster. 221 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,549 First, I sent the wrong suit out to the cleaners, 222 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:23,586 with our opera tickets in it, and they are sold-out. 223 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,687 So, what do I do? 224 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,456 I buy two more tickets from a scalper, 225 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,991 and guess where I sit? 226 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,826 I sit in the hit man's seat. 227 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,195 Now, the murderer must have seen the payoff, 228 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,619 and he thinks that I'm the hired gun. 229 00:12:36,057 --> 00:12:39,491 Well, you... You took their hundred grand. 230 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:45,508 Jonathan, what probably happened is they imported a top gun, 231 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,211 some guy you wouldn't know on sight. 232 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,580 These guys keep their identity under wraps pretty well. 233 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,982 This says that I'm supposed to call this number on Friday 234 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,417 to get further instructions. 235 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,007 Why wait till Friday? 236 00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:02,992 I'm sorry. 237 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,329 The number you have reached is not in service at this time. 238 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,353 Recording. 239 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,534 That's great. 240 00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:14,538 Look, Jonathan, I'm sorry you got yourself 241 00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:15,872 in the middle of this thing. 242 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,909 We have, uh, an informant who's dead, 243 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,611 and we don't have one solid lead to stand on. 244 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,913 Oh, yes, you do. 245 00:13:22,937 --> 00:13:24,214 What do you mean? 246 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,782 They saw me make the first contact. 247 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,672 They believe that I'm their man. 248 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,175 I... 249 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,457 I am a hit man. 250 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,034 Mr. Six. You'll be happy to know... 251 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,457 Hey, hey, hey. 252 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,395 Now, where the heck's the 10 of diamonds, huh? 253 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,708 What? 254 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,510 You'll be happy to know, Mr. Six, 255 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,080 that the opera was a great success last night. 256 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,381 How nice. 257 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,650 Our friend from out of town got his down payment. 258 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,774 He'll, uh, call us on Friday. 259 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,122 That's nice. 260 00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:06,289 By Saturday night, 261 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,758 our courageous district attorney will be dead. 262 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,260 Without him, his case against you 263 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,383 goes right down the drain. 264 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,531 No more subpoenas, no more harassment. 265 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,900 You'll be moving narcotics in and out of this town 266 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:18,901 just like before. 267 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,459 How's that sound, Mr. Six? 268 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:22,727 Sounds nice. 269 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,236 Yeah. 270 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,884 Who? 271 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,752 Oh, McGarity. 272 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,942 He's here? 273 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,658 I thought McGarity was gonna call me on Friday. 274 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:43,860 What's he doing here now? 275 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,495 Beats me. 276 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,330 And how'd he locate me? 277 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,965 Nobody knows I'm behind this. 278 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,989 There's, uh, one way to find out. 279 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,092 Yeah. Send him in. 280 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,367 Mr. Six? 281 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,820 Mr. Six, it's always a pleasure to, uh... 282 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,722 meet the man who's paying me. 283 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,757 I'm McGarity. Just got in from Chicago. 284 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,527 I never cared for the wind. 285 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,152 Took a few phone calls back home to locate you. 286 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,166 I'm unlisted. 287 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,067 So I noticed. 288 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,137 You know, you have quite an undesirable element 289 00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:28,605 in this town. 290 00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,740 Last night, my wallet was lifted. 291 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,230 I didn't make it to the opera. 292 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,646 So... 293 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,749 the opera was a big success last night, eh, Benny? 294 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,950 The guy in the seat took the... 295 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,352 The payment just like clockwork. 296 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,353 What guy? 297 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,543 Huh? 298 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,423 Who was in that seat, Benny? 299 00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:47,424 A cop? I don't know. 300 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,208 Somebody trying to double-cross me? 301 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,827 Nobody makes a fool outta me. 302 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,863 Nobody's going to. 303 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,887 I'm here to earn my money, as agreed. 304 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:04,574 I paid a hundred grand... already. 305 00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:05,997 Not to me. 306 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,379 I've had less trouble with the IRS. 307 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,116 You've come this far, Mr. McGarity. 308 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,085 We have a deal, as agreed. 309 00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:16,241 Fine. 310 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,558 Your reputation is well-deserved. 311 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,859 I also have a reputation to uphold. 312 00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:24,227 I'll tell you what. 313 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,828 For the same money, I'll make the hit, 314 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,930 and I'll find out who took my place at the opera. 315 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,132 I'll take care of him too. 316 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,276 How? 317 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,469 I was supposed to phone in on Friday. 318 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,172 I assume this phony had the same instructions. 319 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,941 That's right. He's to call Friday at noon. 320 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,525 Well, I'll be here to take the call. 321 00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:45,770 You know, a man in your line shouldn't fail a second time. 322 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,152 That's not nice. 323 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,795 Right, Alvin, that sounds 324 00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:00,563 just about perfect. 325 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,198 Hold on one second. 326 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,388 Yes, Deanne. 327 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,135 Send him in. 328 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,159 Kirkson. 329 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,706 Hi, Andy. 330 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,510 All right, Alvin. If you'll go ahead and draw those up. 331 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,245 That'll be fine. Thank you. 332 00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:16,312 Thank you very much. 333 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,913 Good afternoon, Jonathan. 334 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,815 That was quite a merger you just pulled off. 335 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,284 How did you know? 336 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,919 Well, between the phone company and the police department, 337 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,943 your line is pretty well tapped into. 338 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,658 You're a very busy boy. 339 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,682 Mm-hm. Now it's your turn. 340 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,017 Here's the number. 341 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,254 We're all hooked up to run a trace. 342 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:41,171 Look, Jonathan, I know they're gonna wanna 343 00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:42,705 keep your call real short. 344 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,497 So just keep 'em talking as long as you possibly can. 345 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,811 Maybe I should make that call. 346 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,170 Jonathan always says I can keep people on the phone for hours. 347 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,207 All we need is two minutes. 348 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,532 Welcome to Los Angeles. 349 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,234 Thank you very much. 350 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,370 Now, be available for tomorrow night. 351 00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,205 You've been invited to a costume party, 352 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:16,639 and you've already accepted. 353 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,974 You'll be on the guest list. 354 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,809 It's 230 Morton Road. 355 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,746 Uh, let me get a piece of paper and a pencil. 356 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,315 I'm not too familiar with this area. 357 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,351 Just a second. 358 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,889 That's 230 Morton Road? 359 00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,290 That's right. 360 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,059 Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, uh, you're from out of town. 361 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,195 Well, I'll give you directions. 362 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,164 That's right. Just keep him talking. 363 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:45,101 It's in the Hancock Park section. 364 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:49,294 An old mansion on the corner of Morton and Ferdinand. 365 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,274 Be there at 9. 366 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,411 Morton and Ferdinand at 9:00. 367 00:18:54,435 --> 00:18:56,245 You'll be contacted at the party 368 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,781 as to who the target is. 369 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,965 You'll be given a gun that can't be traced. 370 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,754 How will I know my contact? 371 00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:07,323 Well, we opera lovers can always spot each other. 372 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,524 Isn't that right? 373 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,626 Goodbye. 374 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,846 It's great. We'll have a trace on him in a minute. 375 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,105 Did you get it? 376 00:19:22,129 --> 00:19:23,194 'Course. 377 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:29,200 The call came from 555-6903. 378 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,150 It came from a place called Hart Industries. 379 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,252 Sounds like a big organization. 380 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,322 It could have come from any one of the thousand extensions. 381 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,557 No, according to these phone company records, 382 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,427 555-6903 is the number assigned 383 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,996 to a Mr. Jonathan Hart himself. 384 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,421 This Jonathan Hart is a corporation president? 385 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,035 Hey, he's probably got a lot of heavy connections. 386 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,504 I don't get it. What's his angle? 387 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:55,939 We'll know tomorrow. 388 00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:58,975 And our location is secure? 389 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,743 Of course. 390 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,012 With this phone equipment, I can work wonders 391 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,783 Alexander Graham Bell never dreamed of. 392 00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:13,789 It doesn't make any sense. 393 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,191 You didn't use an area code, 394 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,759 and the phone company swears 395 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,528 that you were talking to a nursery school 396 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,318 in Winnetka, Illinois. 397 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,432 Where'd you leave the car, darling? 398 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,868 Oh, I parked on the street. Someone was in your spot. 399 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,136 It was me. 400 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,337 I'm sorry. I was in a hurry. 401 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,672 Let me drive you to your car. 402 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,041 Um, Andy, look. 403 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,544 You've been chaperoning us all week. 404 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,944 We'll be fine. 405 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,281 No one could possibly know who we are. 406 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,705 All right, let me drive you to your car. 407 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:13,304 Goodbye, Mr. Hart. 408 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,509 Oh, my God! 409 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,154 Jonathan, be careful! 410 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,102 Oh, my God! 411 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,392 Jonathan? 412 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,116 Jonathan, watch out! 413 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,164 Now they know who we are. 414 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,422 Yeah, but who are they? 415 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,108 Hey, we didn't expect to see you 416 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,611 until the farewell party tonight, McGarity. 417 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:16,979 Had a little problem. 418 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,048 I wired what I thought was Hart's car, 419 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,738 but a cop got in instead. 420 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,287 Killing a cop is a little problem to you? 421 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:28,212 What was World War II, a misunderstanding? 422 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,293 Okay. 423 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,829 What about the Harts? 424 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:33,952 They got away. 425 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,423 Figures. 426 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,164 I see this Mr. Hart doesn't give up easily. 427 00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:50,735 Okay, McGarity. I'm running the show now. 428 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,541 Since this Hart is so anxious to kill our DA, 429 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,455 why don't we just let him? 430 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,923 Let Hart kill the DA? 431 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,025 How you gonna do that? 432 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:03,280 The way I figure it, 433 00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:06,762 Mr. Hart will kill the DA 434 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,586 just like I paid him to do it. 435 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,501 Picture this, McGarity: 436 00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:13,525 There's the DA, lying dead, 437 00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:16,706 surrounded by his family and friends. 438 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,709 Then one angry and indignant citizen 439 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,376 seizes the moment, 440 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,445 takes a stand for law and order, 441 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:27,150 and gets his revenge by shooting the assassin, 442 00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:29,507 Mr. Jonathan Hart. 443 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,355 And I'm that indignant citizen. 444 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:34,557 Right. 445 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,792 Right. 446 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:47,536 Max, how do you scramble the eggs perfect every time? 447 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,293 My Aunt Sadie taught me. 448 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,563 She was a cook in a woman's prison. 449 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,811 What's her recipe? 450 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,647 First, you steal two eggs, then... 451 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,137 Thanks, Max. 452 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,188 You know, it says here in Trading Commodities 453 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,413 that soybeans have gone down 60 cents, 454 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,560 corn has gone down 20 cents, 455 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:12,895 and look at this: 456 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:13,984 pork bellies. 457 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,733 Darling, not while we're eating. 458 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:20,603 Oh, look, on the society page, 459 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,671 all about the party we're attending tonight. 460 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:25,875 "A virtual who's who of the business, 461 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,677 "sports, political and entertainment worlds 462 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:32,514 "is expected to turn out tonight for the gala costume bash 463 00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,151 "being thrown by Miss Claude Hopkins, 464 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,854 in honor of District Attorney Burlington." 465 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:41,679 Wow, sounds like everyone who is anyone will be there. 466 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,629 Yeah, and somebody who is somebody is gonna be the target. 467 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,965 Do you know who this Miss Hopkins is? 468 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,400 No, but I sure would like to. 469 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:53,770 And I'd like to get a look at the guest list. 470 00:24:53,794 --> 00:24:56,472 Maybe we should check out the scene of the crime... 471 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:57,539 before it's committed. 472 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:58,696 Are you, uh, finished? 473 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:00,709 Right. 474 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:37,695 Mr. Hart, we need to have a word with you. 475 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:39,370 Jonathan, they're drawing their... 476 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,017 Sergeant Ewell. 477 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,919 Sergeant Tate. We're L.A.P.D. 478 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:45,254 We're a little edgy. 479 00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:47,089 We understand. We worked with your friend 480 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,679 Lieutenant Kirkson on this case. 481 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:50,526 Well, we came early 482 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,128 to take a look around before tonight. 483 00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:53,696 Where you go, we go. 484 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,331 Andy Kirkson's orders. 485 00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:58,189 Well, in that case, uh, shall we? 486 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,118 Here you are, Mr. Hart. 487 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,385 The guest list. 488 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,854 Oh, thank you very much. 489 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,689 Ah, 500 of the district attorney's 490 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,991 most intimate friends. 491 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:25,293 No, I think he knows perhaps a hundred of those people. 492 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,863 Some of them are my friends. 493 00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:29,732 You know, the DA was just named Man of the Year. 494 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,834 Some of my friends and I are thinking of... 495 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:34,470 Of backing him for a run at the Senate. 496 00:26:34,494 --> 00:26:35,771 Ohh. 497 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,206 And the other guests? 498 00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:40,142 Oh, well, I hired a public relations firm 499 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,344 for the entire party. 500 00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:42,945 Oh, say no more. I can see that there's 501 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:45,529 baseball players on here, movie stars, columnists. 502 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:50,875 Uh, Mrs. Hopkins... Miss. Miss Hopkins. 503 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:53,455 Do you know of anybody on this list 504 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:54,690 who's being threatened? 505 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:55,991 Threatened? 506 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,961 You know, anyone who might have any enemies. 507 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,063 Enemies that might want to kill them. 508 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:04,934 Oh, I see. Um... Uh, like that man? 509 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,770 Oh, yes, yes. Edmund Hall. 510 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,439 He just pulled off quite a stock market deal. 511 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:13,442 He managed to wipe out his lifelong partner. 512 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:15,733 Charming. 513 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:20,415 Anybody else? Oh. 514 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,917 Oh. 515 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:24,486 Uh... Helen Ward. 516 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,021 Helen Ward. 517 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:28,423 Oh, isn't she the one who just won 518 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:31,326 that... record-breaking divorce settlement? 519 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,728 That's right, Mrs. Hart. 520 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,831 Her ex-husband would like nothing better than to see her 521 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,957 buried six feet under. He makes no bones about it. 522 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,938 Could you have your secretary make up a list 523 00:27:41,962 --> 00:27:44,407 of telephone numbers of the people you think are in danger, 524 00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:45,474 so we could alert them? 525 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,143 Yes, I'll do that, Mr. Hart. 526 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,444 Oh, and we'll be here tonight, 527 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,314 armed and undercover. 528 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,950 Thank you, Officers, uh, Ewell and Tate. 529 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,786 We once entertained at a policemen's ball 530 00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:57,887 as Laurel and Hardy. 531 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,645 And our wives saved the costumes. 532 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,262 I'll see your names are left at the door. 533 00:28:06,286 --> 00:28:07,329 Bye-bye. Thank you. 534 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,633 Goodbye. 535 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,278 Miss Hopkins, would you sign for the catering please? 536 00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:23,582 Oh, certainly. 537 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:28,583 Thank you. 538 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:29,887 Quite all right. 539 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:36,981 Everything set up okay? 540 00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:39,784 Oh, yes. 541 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,655 This set-up is as nice as nice can be. 542 00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:55,544 Mr. H, Mrs. H, you're supposed to be 543 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,534 at that costume party in a half-hour. 544 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,686 Well, shut my mouth. 545 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,955 Let me tell you somethin', shorty. 546 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,556 These are four-inch Justins. 547 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,048 They'll put a pretty big dent in that little body of yours. 548 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,029 Now, where's that sweetheart of mine? 549 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,397 Scarlett! 550 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,741 Coming. 551 00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:23,272 Now, that's my girl. 552 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:25,174 Why, fiddle-de-dee, 553 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:28,210 I'd rather go to war than be your girl. 554 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,394 Let me tell you somethin', honey. 555 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:32,548 You're gonna be my girl, 556 00:29:32,572 --> 00:29:34,417 if I have to lick you to prove it. 557 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:37,119 Wow, Mrs. H. 558 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:40,322 You did wonders with those old kitchen curtains. 559 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,425 Why, thank you, Max. 560 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:45,761 Max, uh, will you please bring the car around for us? 561 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:49,231 Mr. H, uh, let me get a costume and go with ya. 562 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,232 No, that's out, Max. 563 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,767 Just, uh, get the car. 564 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,501 But it can be dangerous. 565 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,170 Max, the police will be there. 566 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,005 Besides, we've already lost one friend, 567 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,374 we have no intention of losing another. 568 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:02,566 I can grab a bedsheet and go as Julius Caesar. 569 00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:06,518 You know what happened to him? 570 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:08,172 I'll get the car. 571 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,458 Sweetheart, I love you. 572 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,426 I really do. You're absolutely scrumptious. 573 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:20,129 Cap'n Butler. 574 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:23,687 Everything above the wrist is à la carte. 575 00:30:24,724 --> 00:30:26,557 Come on, will ya. 576 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,106 Don't move. 577 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:32,029 Back up. 578 00:30:38,771 --> 00:30:40,916 Back up. 579 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:44,219 I'll, uh, take that, Mr. Hart. 580 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,488 Now, what with the gas crunch, 581 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,490 we'll, uh, carpool it. 582 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,159 You'll ride with me. 583 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,593 Or shall I say, 584 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:55,431 Mr. Hart will ride in one car, and Mrs. Hart will ride with me. 585 00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:58,334 And, uh, don't try anything, Mr. Hart. 586 00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:00,902 Remember, you got a little job to do for us tonight. 587 00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:05,006 And you'll see Mrs. Hart, safe and sound, 588 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,276 after you've made the hit. 589 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,646 Otherwise... Well, uh, 590 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,790 Mrs. Hart might have a little accident. 591 00:31:14,674 --> 00:31:16,073 You get the picture? 592 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:23,659 The back door will do nicely. 593 00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:24,948 Move it. 594 00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:44,412 Where is everybody? 595 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,136 Hey, boss. 596 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,517 Anybody there? 597 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,155 What's up, Freeway? 598 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:56,613 What are you trying to tell me? 599 00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,694 Something ain't right. 600 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,163 I don't care. 601 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,354 Costume or no costume, I'm going to that party. 602 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:29,391 Get in. 603 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:30,426 Wha...? In there? 604 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,660 In there! 605 00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:32,724 Oh. 606 00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,807 Well, I suppose this means 607 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:47,843 that I don't get to go to the party. 608 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,212 I'm sorry to spoil your fun, Mrs. Hart. 609 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:52,314 Especially since you've gone to all this trouble 610 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:53,618 with your costume and all. 611 00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:55,884 Might I add, 612 00:32:55,908 --> 00:32:58,709 that you look extremely attractive tonight. 613 00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:02,279 I don't mean to be ungracious, 614 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,903 but you can keep your compliments, 615 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,530 and your distance. 616 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:10,665 Oh, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get close enough 617 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,089 to tie you up. 618 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:15,937 And after you tie me up, what then? 619 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:17,628 Oh, I'm gonna leave you alone... 620 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,731 for the moment. 621 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,479 'Course, once you're a widow, 622 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:24,880 anything's possible. 623 00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:26,482 You're gonna kill Jonathan 624 00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:28,584 regardless of what happens, aren't you? 625 00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:31,019 Just as soon as he makes the hit, 626 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,276 he's a dead man. 627 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,012 Oh, thanks, honey. 628 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:39,688 I got the list of everybody who's supposed to be here, 629 00:34:39,712 --> 00:34:41,890 but with these costumes on, I can't tell who's who. 630 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:45,394 Yeah. That's who's here, all right, the who's who. 631 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:46,728 Your name? 632 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,463 I'm not on the guest list. 633 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:51,066 Oh, I can tell. This is a costume party. 634 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,135 But it's my boss, Jonathan Hart, 635 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,236 he's disappeared. 636 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,704 Hart? 637 00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:57,039 Oh. 638 00:34:57,063 --> 00:34:58,741 Checked his name off myself. 639 00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:00,342 Can't I go in, just for a minute? 640 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:01,865 No, no, no. 641 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:29,926 Is somebody there? 642 00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:32,563 Help! 643 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,878 Help! 644 00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:37,182 Help me! 645 00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:42,126 Somebody there? 646 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,074 Help! 647 00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:46,610 Help! 648 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:55,597 I'm afraid this is gonna be uncomfortable, Mrs. Hart, 649 00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:59,256 but, really... you give me no choice. 650 00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:45,447 Get me a bed sheet, 651 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:48,031 and I'll sneak in as Julius Caesar. 652 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,621 Are you crazy? 653 00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,989 Your husband will never find us in here. 654 00:36:58,617 --> 00:36:59,916 Come on. 655 00:37:02,188 --> 00:37:04,321 Oh, your mask is scratching me. 656 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:08,670 Take off your cape. 657 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:10,938 Oh, if my husband finds out about this, 658 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,608 he's gonna kill me. 659 00:37:12,632 --> 00:37:14,609 Divorce him. 660 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:17,645 Yes, but how do I know you can get a divorce? 661 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,447 Robin and I are separated. 662 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,116 Oh, yeah. 663 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,075 Sounds like an afternoon soap opera. 664 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:56,885 Shrimp, sir? 665 00:37:56,909 --> 00:37:58,387 No, thanks. 666 00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:00,811 Not hungry tonight? 667 00:38:17,029 --> 00:38:18,507 We'll have two ginger ales. 668 00:38:18,531 --> 00:38:20,263 Right. 669 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:39,817 Here you are, sir. 670 00:39:04,243 --> 00:39:05,642 Where'd you come from? 671 00:39:06,646 --> 00:39:08,690 I came out of the closet. 672 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:10,447 Ta-ta. 673 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:21,336 There's no need to be a wallflower. 674 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,804 Would you care to dance? 675 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,673 No, thanks, little lady. 676 00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:27,409 You see, when it comes to dancing, I'm all thumbs. 677 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,079 This ring tells me that you're married, 678 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:35,617 but I won't tell your wife... if you won't. 679 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:37,385 No, thanks, honey. 680 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,922 I'm sure that she wouldn't mind. 681 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:42,524 As a matter of fact, 682 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:45,593 I'm sure that Mrs. Hart would encourage it, 683 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:46,783 Mr. Hart. 684 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:02,299 Mr. Hart, will you take a peek into my basket. 685 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:13,010 Why, Red, what big surprises you have. 686 00:40:15,915 --> 00:40:18,026 At exactly 10:00, 687 00:40:18,050 --> 00:40:20,629 Miss Hopkins is gonna present a plaque 688 00:40:20,653 --> 00:40:22,330 to the district attorney, 689 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:24,332 proclaiming him Man of the Year. 690 00:40:24,356 --> 00:40:27,536 And when the DA rises to accept it, 691 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,593 you're to shoot him. 692 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:33,041 The district attorney? 693 00:40:33,065 --> 00:40:35,343 He's over there, dressed as Superman. 694 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,712 And these bullets 695 00:40:36,736 --> 00:40:39,480 will penetrate the Man of Steel. 696 00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:42,818 I have two policemen watching us. 697 00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:45,587 One sign from me and they'll pick you up 698 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,856 as an accessory to an attempted murder. 699 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,327 I will give you your freedom for my wife's. 700 00:40:52,351 --> 00:40:55,886 Now... where is Jennifer? 701 00:40:57,322 --> 00:40:59,882 Are you referring to those two policemen over there? 702 00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:12,413 Ten o'clock, Mr. Hart. 703 00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:14,582 In exactly 15 minutes. 704 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:19,109 And one word to the DA or to anyone else... 705 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,446 and you will never see Mrs. Hart again. 706 00:41:38,831 --> 00:41:40,108 Now, if you'll excuse me, 707 00:41:40,132 --> 00:41:42,599 I have to go visit Grandmama. 708 00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,688 Pardon me, madam. 709 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:02,178 Sorry, sir. 710 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:04,325 Max. 711 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,683 Please. Maxine. 712 00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:08,963 What are you doing? 713 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,533 I got worried when you and Mrs. H disappeared. 714 00:43:11,557 --> 00:43:13,868 Well, I didn't disappear, but Mrs. H has. 715 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:15,136 They've got her, Max. 716 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,871 No kidding. 717 00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:17,872 Where? 718 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:19,441 I don't know. 719 00:43:19,465 --> 00:43:21,076 Once I kill the DA, 720 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,466 maybe they'll lead us to her. 721 00:43:24,203 --> 00:43:25,869 You're gonna kill the DA? 722 00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:31,774 Max, we're being watched. Um... 723 00:43:33,312 --> 00:43:35,423 just act natural. 724 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:36,958 I do this every night. 725 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,102 You lead. 726 00:43:44,590 --> 00:43:46,500 In about five minutes, 727 00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,469 there's gonna be a little bit of an explosion, 728 00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:50,613 so why don't you take off, huh? 729 00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:00,815 Ooh-fa. 730 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:02,183 Señorita. 731 00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:04,085 May I have this dance? 732 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,219 Wha...? 733 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,454 Dance with me, 734 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:09,724 and all of Mexico will be at your feet. 735 00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:12,159 I don't want all of Mexico at my feet, 736 00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:14,696 or any other part of me. Please. 737 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,430 Name your price, huh? 738 00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:18,432 I will give you one of my tin mines. 739 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:23,037 I am known as Juan Tizol, the tinfoil king. 740 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:24,973 I will be never known as the tin foil queen. 741 00:44:24,997 --> 00:44:26,975 I find it repulsive. Please. 742 00:44:26,999 --> 00:44:28,576 Oh, please, signorina. 743 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,045 I love it when they play rough. Maxine. 744 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:32,880 Maxine, get going. 745 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:35,416 I'm trying to. Heaven knows I am. 746 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,619 Señorita. Please. Please. Por favor. 747 00:44:37,643 --> 00:44:39,420 She's not all she seems to be. 748 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:40,554 What woman is? 749 00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:44,425 But when I see them, wedding bells chime. 750 00:44:44,449 --> 00:44:46,249 Mwah. I love you. 751 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:08,983 Ladies and gentlemen. 752 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,886 Ladies... Your attention, please? Thank you. 753 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:13,154 At this time, 754 00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:15,657 it is a great privilege for me to present 755 00:45:15,681 --> 00:45:18,592 the distinguished Man of the Year, 756 00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:20,695 our courageous district attorney, 757 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,397 Mr. Randolph Burlington. 758 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,789 Thank you. Thank you very much. 759 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,360 Thank you. Thank you very much. 760 00:45:40,772 --> 00:45:41,852 Get down! 761 00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:57,131 Randolph. 762 00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:58,599 Okay, Mr. District Attorney, 763 00:45:58,623 --> 00:45:59,767 you can get up now. 764 00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:03,071 I'm sorry about the cocktail sauce, 765 00:46:03,095 --> 00:46:04,505 but I wanted to make it look real. 766 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,273 That's all right, Max. 767 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,142 Look at this hole in the wall. 768 00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:09,443 That bullet was real. 769 00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:11,779 It came closer to me than it did to you. 770 00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:13,147 Don't worry. 771 00:46:13,171 --> 00:46:16,851 Mr. H can miss better than anybody when he wants to. 772 00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:24,325 You get up front with Benny, I'll get in the back with her. 773 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:25,909 Come on. 774 00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:36,237 Both of you, get out. Come on. 775 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:37,238 Okay, okay. 776 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,306 Come on, get out. 777 00:46:46,105 --> 00:46:48,550 All right, Red, where's my wife? 778 00:46:48,574 --> 00:46:50,574 In the truck. 779 00:46:52,144 --> 00:46:53,654 Don't let Red Riding Hood fool you. 780 00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:55,878 The wolf could take lessons from her. Pick him up. 781 00:46:59,418 --> 00:47:01,884 Hey, it's me, Rhett. 782 00:47:03,355 --> 00:47:06,522 Oh... Oh, darling. 783 00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:08,925 Mrs. H. 784 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:12,773 Max? 785 00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:13,841 Don't ask. 786 00:47:13,865 --> 00:47:15,509 Am I glad to see you. 787 00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:18,146 There you are, my hot-blooded vixen. 788 00:47:18,170 --> 00:47:21,316 Mm. The next dance is ours, huh? 789 00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:23,817 If I give you one dance, will you let me go? 790 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,710 As you wish, señorita. 791 00:47:29,014 --> 00:47:31,426 Once I get them on the dance floor, 792 00:47:31,450 --> 00:47:33,483 they're mine forever. 793 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:47,474 I wonder where Max is? 794 00:47:47,498 --> 00:47:49,010 It's almost 2:00. 795 00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:51,045 Well, he's probably dancing his way 796 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:52,746 into the señor's heart. 797 00:47:54,906 --> 00:47:57,618 Hey, Max, how was your date? 798 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,553 Men. 799 00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:01,177 You can have 'em. 800 00:48:02,314 --> 00:48:03,625 What happened? 801 00:48:03,649 --> 00:48:06,227 With a couple of drinks in him, it was all lovey-dovey 802 00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:08,529 and, "Let me show you my tin mines." 803 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,865 Then, he sobered up. 804 00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:12,621 Oh, dear. 805 00:48:13,725 --> 00:48:15,136 Dropped me like a rock. 806 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,538 Not even cab fare home. 807 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,974 Max, I tell you what you can do about that. 808 00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:21,042 Make yourself a drink, 809 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:23,177 put on some cheap music, and, uh, 810 00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:24,767 you'll forget all about him. 811 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,781 Yeah, you're right, but it won't be easy. 812 00:48:27,805 --> 00:48:31,252 Every time they serve me baked potato with the tin foil, 813 00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:33,988 I'll think of what might have been.